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Leviathan

Everything was fine till they started construction on the resort complex. Digging the foundation, they struck a nerve.

081719c

I've never seen an island I didn't like
And the bigger the better
It helps if it has something to do
With my favorite thing: golf!
It's named after part of a golf course
So it must be a great place for golf
I've got to have it
But I need someone else to pay for it
Because that's how I roll
I know some people who are just dying to buy things for me!
And for those who aren't
Like 60% of America
Sucks to be you!

061619

Parthenogenetic parents
get two days a year
know exactly what their kids are like
prefer small places
move out
when rats move in

121318b

we sailed westward for new lands

islands we found there

strange beasts welcomed us with food

at other ports

monsters hurled spears and shouted

in tongues we understood too well