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I've never seen an island I didn't like
And the bigger the better
It helps if it has something to do
With my favorite thing: golf!
It's named after part of a golf course
So it must be a great place for golf
I've got to have it
But I need someone else to pay for it
Because that's how I roll
I know some people who are just dying to buy things for me!
And for those who aren't
Like 60% of America
Sucks to be you!