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Roy Moore

fundraising continues
till the well is dry

he retires eventually
to Bermuda
in time for the next act of God

111417

banned from the mall

not welcome in the diner
or the homes of decent folk

prosecutin' or judgin' now
a different kettle of 3-day-old fish
Senate too?

111217

satanic Roy Moore stalks little girls

"Perfectly understandable"
his president nods "I've been there"

GOP leaders gotta draw the line
fine for the CiC; wrong in the Senate
you must learn to keep this secret

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Roy Moore


a lonely guy
pubescent teens
unwanted you-know-whats
but nothing to see here folks
business as usual
in the family-values state

Let my people wed!

Roy Moore
your criminal background (2003)
qualifies you for AL Supreme Court
& federal time
in one swell foop