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delegation of snails
doff shells at palace gate
hermit crabs score big

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Two dozen lobsters broke out of their crate in Boston, Massachusetts today, and led marine police on an hour-long chase through city streets. Apparently, five of the crustaceans teamed up to steer, brake, accelerate, shift gears, and signal while operating a stolen lobster truck. The chase ended when the decapods crashed into the bay, and made a clean getaway.

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saving chestnut husks

for the hall outside my office

midnight thief

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I knew there'd be tarantulas
in that box I stole
but nine!
how will I feed them?
the supply of little sisters
will soon be exhausted
and they're too small
for adults



Based on a news story on NPR this morning.

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after the meal

guests were stacked for composting

valuables auctioned

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the

fleet-

footed

thief darted

away and was gone

the Mayor of Mobius World

smiled just a bit: “What goes around comes around,“ he said