Thursday, October 1, 2015


Remember that $400 haircut?

As a campaign-sinking event
it's an Amazonian butterfly wing flap
but never mind, John,
think how old you'd be
if you'd been elected
to that grueling gig

probably this year's GOP crop
all pay at least as much
to get mowed
except The Donald
if he pays 8 bucks
he's being scalped

No comments: