Monday, August 8, 2016


The Time Machine materialized in Sadie's dining room, crushing four settings of her grandmother's china and a chocolate cake from Publix. It also gave her saintly aunt Addie May a near-fatal heart attack. Sadie started firing as soon as the hatch swung open. Under the circumstances, the judge ruled justifiable homicide, even though it wasn't an open-carry state.

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