Friday, September 16, 2016


That chemical waste dump, always knew it would be trouble. When the giant armored pill bugs rolled out of the humus and onto the highway, people laughed. They swerved to squish them on purpose. Turned out only the juveniles migrate. Who knew that the parents would care about their offspring? But then, who knew that 15 foot pill bugs with metal-impregnated shells would be rolling down I 70, heading straight for Kansas City?

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