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Crazy Horse Runs for President

Claims ungulates need more rights,

They should get their turn to ride,

Better food!

Spurs outlawed!

(Ok, fine)

But he goes too far:

Overtime pay!

Designer style in footgear!

(Prada nailed over the door?)

Leather? No!

No lamb or mutton!

And no Jamaica food!

That really gets my goat.