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Crazy Horse Runs for President

Claims ungulates need more rights,

They should get their turn to ride,

Better food!

Spurs outlawed!

(Ok, fine)

But he goes too far:

Overtime pay!

Designer style in footgear!

(Prada nailed over the door?)

Leather? No!

No lamb or mutton!

And no Jamaica food!

That really gets my goat.

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Crazy Horse Runs for President


Claims ungulates need more rights,
They should get their turn to ride,
Better food!
Spurs outlawed!
(Ok, fne)
But he goes too far:
Overtime pay!
Designer style in footgear!
(Prada nailed over the door?)
Leather? No!
No lamb or mutton!
And no Jamaican food!
That really gets my goat.



If you like this::poem, why not check out the collection in which it was published,, Metastable Systems:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/760901