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Floating reefs in Jupiter's thousand-mile-deep seas, hundreds of miles long and millions of years old, home to more species of organisms than have ever lived on earth. And this is where the kid wants to go for his 13th birthday. Why not someplace normal, like Disney World Ganymede?

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Stranded out Ganymede way
Waiting for lock - side assistance
They claim they are only a week away
Already down to ration bars
And recycled urine
Regretting going with the
Budget service!