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grilling the T. rex
one hibachi load at a time
need more paper plates

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The Burgers of Tindalos

The spell will be complete

when fries are burnt on an iron griddle

under the full moon

and the sacred crimson

ointment is spread upon the bodies

yea, the entire bodies,

of the faithful,

and a virgin pickle is dismembered

and consumed with relish,

only then, with the proper incantations,

will the Portal open

and the Chëeseburger

(all praise its name) return to us

from the bowels of the cosmos.

Iä, Iä, Chëeseburger!

Long may it rule!

That is not consumed which can yet return

and in strange eons even hearts may burn

                            (The mad chef Cardius Congestivus)

The end

Apologies to H P Lovecraft & Frank Belknap Long


Brushfires, 2010