090417b

N. Korea begs for obliteration
Trump says fuck you to the South
but ignore that tweet
it's not "official"
anyway, the next one
will piss you off
in whole new ways

060217

Coon Cafe


Elise, you shoulda known better
raccoons aren't friendly beasts
they steal your trash
stay up all night
rip mussels apart w their bare hands
country folk know to keep
their distance from these warriors
next time you want a thrill
there's a porcupine cafe
just around the corner


Seriously, I understand why you were tempted to do a story on something so bizarre, but wasn't there something important to talk about? I don't know, how the earth is dying, the president is so far outside the norms that he is off the spectrum and onto a more sinister one, maybe 12 things you can do to help refugees around the world, or are we trying to make people forget their troubles? I guess that's a legitimate approach, but haven't we been doing that for generations? Is it helping?