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Lil

Red

Riding

Hood packed food

Granny lived alone

her gleaming white teeth and big eyes

the wood dark outside her door; darker still inside it

tummyache took her to her bed

but there was room left

inside for

a Lil

Red

Hood

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What did those pigs ever do to me? Funny you should ask, pull up a chair! Firstly, pork is the other white meat; second, cooked properly it is so good; thirdly it's easy to avoid trichinosis by cooking it well and thoroughly; I'll give you the fourth one for free: those pigs were assholes.

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Porcine Update

The fourth little pig, house enclosed by an impenetrable force field, showed the wolf his moon and two rigid fingers.

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walking the wild wood
she came upon a bedraggled crimson red hood
she looked all around
no one was there
this wasn't hers
she marched straight
to Grandma's house
the door sagging
roof fallen in
nothing there but old yellow bones

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when Mercury's up
sun wolves howl
partnerships are brief