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drought so intense
the lawn dried and cracked
yard-long gash

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As she leaned over the fire, a louse fell from Grace and into the burning pit.

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you will be glad to know


the bad-joke calendar
a good gift for me
the jokes are so bad
even I don't think they're funny
some are the one about…
some are puns that just punish
some depend on relationships that don't exist
one in 10 brings a chuckle
one in 50 makes other people laugh
7/365 ain't bad!

Common decency
not the fear of legal action
prevents me from reproducing
even the best of them here

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high atop a NY hotel
world leader turned 3rd-rate dancer
bids cruel world a tearful fairwell
Putin on the Ritz

080313

wide-eyed rooter
in memory's pail
haicoon

know, u dint!

sooey side

the
pig jumped
fronta my truck!

warning: animal puns!

I singe the body electric

wire ewe here
Atlas! Don't touch that ground
our relationship
surges to new levels
ewe make my wool straight

assu