Thursday, December 31, 2020

123120c

 

DJT did us one big favor. He made 9-11 almost seem like a bump in the road, and he's the gift that keeps on giving.

123120b

 

make no plans

before 1-20

or after

123120

 

the new year looms

bloody revolution

or a brave new world

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

123020b

 

silicate pane

separates predator from prey

shows each the other

123020

 

By the time the 21st century rolled around, I expected to be so old, I wasn't sure I'd make it. It never occurred to me, reading Mack Reynolds novels 45 years ago, that A) gay marriage would become "Eh, of course" for most Americans, B) we still wouldn't have a lunar colony, and C) the minority party would throw all its energy into destroying the country and making it a vassal state of Russia. SF editors were buying such outlandish stories back in the 70s, but at the time we regarded them as fiction.

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

122920d

 

olives hiding

 under the lettuce and cheese

Greek salad

122920c

 

The hoarse chestnuts were much easier to understand after they were given cough drops. They still were no help when queried about physics or chemistry.

122920b

 

returning after

so long to find cinder Earth

red-giant Sol

122920

 

if kangaroos

were marine they'd out-shark sharks

Aussie facts*

Sydney beaches closed

one more drowning incident 



*Look it up.

Sunday, December 27, 2020

122720c

 

Dreams and Nightmares 117 (January 2021)


CONTENTS


Denny Marshall, Before the Crown Fell (cover)

From the Brain Stem

Bruce McAllister, Isn't Life Grand?

Hansen Tor Adcock, They Have Nothing To Wear

Baishampayan Seal, illo

John W. Sexton and Rich Magahiz, darwin cyclone

Denny Marshall, The Encounter

Gerri Leen, Aurora Violatio

Anne Carly Abad, Dissociation

Geoffrey A. Landis, In the Male Utopia

Timothy E. G. Bartel, Extinction Elegiacs

Mary Turzillo, In the Female Utopia

Chris Friend, illo

Calie Voorhis, The Cherry Witch

Mark Hartrick, Life Partner

Denny Marshall, Basement Experiment

Robert Frazier, The Rains on Venus...

Chris Friend, illo


A six-issue (two year) subscription to the print magazine is $25. PDFs are $1 per issue. A sample print copy is five dollars. Use PayPal to jopnquog@gmail.com

 

122720b

 

With every bite I take
there is more left on my plate
and pretty soon, you'll see
there is so much more of me

122720

 

orgasmic fantasy

 

straight-jacketed ex-prexy 

dragged bump bump bump

down the White-House steps

and then

like Disney Snow White

butterflies and roses

fawns and bunnies

pop up across the lawn

Saturday, December 26, 2020

122620

 

more devices to learn 

to use that I'll need help with

gee thanks

Friday, December 25, 2020

Thursday, December 24, 2020

122420d

 

And In the Post-Human World
 

Somebody cried out

deep in the word

and fell silent

the forest was on the move

the sun rose

on a savanna

large animals browsed

others grazed

there were no dwellings

only the termite mounds

organic towers

and burrow systems

dug by sloths, beavers

small rodents

and innumerable invertebrates

122420c

 

Fishmonster sharply inflated its gullet and the boat flooped below the water. A couple of oars and a hat bobbed to the surface.

122420b

 

daughter who wants

us to move gives us junk

anyone need stuff?

122420

 

My office is also our library, which makes it feel very welcoming. It is also one of the smallest rooms in the house, which keeps it warmer in the winter than any of the others. It has a relatively large south-facing window — the icing on the cake. I didn't appreciate how wonderful this room is before my spinal-cord injury. Yet another benefit of the injury. Today I plan to do some geology work, and then get back to laying out Dreams and Nightmares 117.  Then get back to reading Boroson's "The Girl with No Face."

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

122320d

 
The Seals eventually did kill Godzilla (just how is top secret in case they have to do it again) but when he came back, it was another matter. He was a ghost, you know. Bullets wouldn't stop him.

122320c

 

black lab

loves everyone but the mass

pushing on her gut

122320b

 

heat radiates

from the black keyboard

typing in the sun

122320

 

genship nosecone

peeks from the rising sea 

ice age ends

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

122220d

 

turning our faces

from the closest star

forever looms

122220c

 

burning the comsats

with your empty teen chatter 

you hang up no you

122220b

 

Reports from the front
(close to the window
where the plants live):
the young anole lives

(and may be terrifying to southerners)
I haven't seen any insects--
its food source
still a mystery


122220

 

Dreams and Nightmares update:

Keeping up with submissions. If you submitted something more than a week and a half ago and you haven't heard back that means it made the short list.

The January issue, number 117, is being laid out. That is going slowly, because of other things keeping me busy. One of those is definitely not reading volume 6 of the complete Pogo newspaper strips, published by Fantagraphics, which brings us up to 1960, because I have finished reading that book. Lots of good stuff that did not make it into the books Kelly published when he was alive.

These are large hardbacks, and the strips are reproduced at large size. Volume 7 is out, and I have ordered it. There are going to be 12 volumes in total, published at about the rate of one per year. If you like either slapstick or politics in your comics, and you don't know Pogo, this was the premier comic strip from the late 40s till the early 70s. Everyone since then learned from the master. You need to buy them.

Monday, December 21, 2020

122120d

 

robot pushboats

bring ice to Mars piece by piece

buy AI add-ons

122120c

 
Native life
emerges between solar flares
frenetic and frantic to procreate
hungry like you wouldn't believe

122120b

Emerging from the jump, the advance exploration ship Enterprise received the standard recognition signal. Satellites and geosynchronous stations circled the nearest planet. And several others. "Oh! You must have left Earth before the aliens brought their gee-whiz technology. Sorry you made this trip for nothing."

122120

 

 white-sky day

waiting for the sun promised

by the weather app

Sunday, December 20, 2020

122020b

 

The house finches have moved on to greener pastures, and the house sparrows have taken over the birdfeeder. So that's something, but they're both British immigrants brought to the states by some fool who wanted to import every bird mentioned in Shakespeare. Not good for the local ecology, and by local I mean all of North America.

122020

 

#2 daughter's

birthday is a sad one

wishing I was there

Saturday, December 19, 2020

121920d

 
Goat-legged piper dance
worn stone altar in the wood
buried in the earth--generations
sacrificed to open the way
the stars wheel
slow dance heavens
bone piper dances
and the old gods die

121920c


Stars To Steer By



Working in the field

a part of Western Utah so empty

you only meet geologists.


Riding into town every few days

for water and food.


That was the year

they first sold bacon ends and pieces

I had bacon

fried in a pan on a single-burner

propane stove

three meals a day

never got tired of that stuff.


Didn't take long

collected all the trilobites I carry

followed a vein of pyrite crystals

big as the last joint of my thumb

collected them too

they make nice gifts.


All’s left from those days

one chunk of pyrite

a weatherbeaten box

of trilobite rock

a couple of notebooks

and a box of 4x6’s.


I've moved on

the desert’s still there

mummified sheep

riverbeds dry

for 10,000 years

probably a few geologists

cooking dinner in a pan

or in a can

amongst the coals.


121920b

 

event horizon

looms in its smear of stars 

bright white sky

121920

 amidst holidays

another birth at the most

perfect time

Friday, December 18, 2020

121820c

The 60-foot bronze toad, a gift from the Athenian Prince, wasn't all that noteworthy. Not until its tongue shot across the plaza, snatching the Premier off his horse, and disappearing him into its widening maw, from which no trace of him ever emerged.

121820b

 

articulated

iron dragon 4 feet long

turn a blacksmith loose

121820

 

3 finches

fighting over 6 perches

chill, ladies! 



*****


Substitute "vulture" for "finch" and "perch" for "perch" and you get two for one.

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

121520d

 

A. I. Banks 

paints the town each night

all must go by dusk

murals seen by squirrel and fox

city critters aren't impressed

121520c

 

No one believes this plot

 

a million miles from home

the 5000-part water-purifier 

breaks down

121520b

 Both ants were stalking him now, scissoring jaws agleam. A feint to left, roll to the right, and the last man on earth wondered...why bother?

121520

 

red sunrise over 

the faux planet's hills of ice

lichen blinks awake

Monday, December 14, 2020

121420d

 

overcast day 

I feel like I'm living

in the UK

121420c

 

If you are a geoscientist or a geoscience educator and you are not already a member of this organization, you should join!

Hello all –

The National Association of Geoscience Teacherssession, “Out of the Classroom, Out of the Box,” has been approved for Southeastern Geological Society of Americain Auburn, to be held April 1-2, 2021. In-person and virtual participation will both be available, according to the SEGSA meeting website:

 

https://www.geosociety.org/GSA/Events/Section_Meetings/GSA/Sections/se/2021mtg/home.aspx

 

Information about the session is as follows:

 

T7. Out of the Classroom, Out of the Box: Innovative Approaches to Geoscience Education

Organizers: Patricia H. Kelley and Renee Clary.

Description: This session focuses on nontraditional instruction, including virtual and informal learning approaches across the geosciences. We encourage contributions on learning outside the regular classroom: e.g., innovative approaches in the field; in settings such as museums, libraries, and community organizations; through extra-curricular activities; and through online learning or inventive technology use.

 

Abstract deadline is January 12. Please spread the word to colleagues, and we hope you will be able to participate yourself. Please let Renee Clary and me know if you intend to submit.

 

Thanks, and we hope to see you in April - in person or virtually!—Tricia

 

Dr. Patricia H. Kelley

Professor Emerita of Geology

Department of Earth and Ocean Sciences

University of North Carolina Wilmington

Wilmington, NC 28461-5944

 

kelleyp@uncw.edu

 

Pronouns: she/her/hers


 

121420b

 

After the primates wiped out both themselves and the dinosaurs (finally!) the job was up for grabs. Except the bacteria had really been in charge all along. 

121420

 

daughter's car

scaly green tail hangs

from her mouth

Sunday, December 13, 2020

121320b

 
The Wood Between the Worlds



Across the sweet sanguine sea
lit crimson by the setting sun
the canoe beached on the further shore
bark, as where its owner'd dragged it in
the endless plain of fissured wood
stretched on
she took a drink, shouldered pack
and kept the sun at her left shoulder
Yggdrasil must have its end

121320

 

pebbles try to

visit us tonight 

most die trying

Saturday, December 12, 2020

121220c

 

Getting Old Be Like

 
All my retired friends
have gotten so much busier,
they scarcely have time
to turn around.

I'm not retired at all,
and I hardly have time
to delete spam,
much less shift my weight.

At this point,
I don't dare retire:
when would I eat,
or even breathe?

121220b

 

feeder hangs still

this slow gray drip of rain 

keeps birds in their beds

121220

 
Backyard Racket

Clatter and croak
how does so much noise
come from one small patch
of bamboo?

River cane, they call it
a fine privacy fence for the neighbors
and us.


Shoots coming up everywhere each spring
home to 10,000 fishing poles
if need be
and right now
some 50 grackles
settling in with their nightly
gossip and disagreement

Friday, December 11, 2020

121120d

 

sunbeams scything

the old wood floor

winter hours

121120c

 

no need to curtail
shopping while the virus stalks
morticians need work too

121120b

 

Cheeseworld was a good home, until the cracker plant opened. Then it all went to canapes.

121120

 

stuff here to furnish 

1000 minimalist homes

I'll take this thing

Thursday, December 10, 2020

121020c

 

calico pounces 

faster than the shrew 

picks at canned dessert

121020b

wood-drenched hills forgot

rats whisper legends 

of easy pickings

121020

 

A disturbing hangover from the weekend's illness. I have what's called an inspirometer. You suck as hard as you can on the tube and you thereby pull up a blue plug as high as you can. The scale goes from 0 to 4000 (it's otherwise not labeled). On a good day I can pull 2000. On a bad day, 1500. But this week: 1500 is my maximum. Two or three days without exercising my lungs and this is what I get?! So far nothing else seems to be wrong.

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

120920b

 

First daughter's birthday today. The rest of us in the next 6.5 weeks. Every time around the sun let's us see the cosmos roughly 365 times, if we look at it once per diurnal cycle. Aw.


Lou Reed said it best: "But that's just some other time."

120920

 

I've been sick with something enervating, but probably not Covid, and am more or less back up to speed now. Here are a few book covers, which you might have seen before.









Saturday, December 5, 2020

120520b


Vlad Absent-Mindedly Answered in Medieval Hungarian



Immortality is hard!

You have to keep learning:

languages,

social mores (no impaling, for instance),

technology.

You have to keep forging new identities,

Finding lawyers willing to meet after dark,

Finding sweet young things of either gender

Eager for a Transylvanian kiss

(surprising how many think “kinky” is “cool”).

Your kids centuries dead,

You and Mina make your own children,

Adopted via transfusion,

No two alike.


 

 

120520

 

kung fu sidewinders

a desert scene I really

want to see

Friday, December 4, 2020

120420b

 

sea of tongues 

the endless clacking in

languages unknown

120420

 

water rising



your blithe heels clacking the

marble tiles

the sidewalk concrete

the bright colors and drab

while underneath the Earth surrenders

the pores fill rock dissolves

on paper the original solid Earth

third-Day solid

but underneath

the big farewell

and you're falling

the Abyss has no floor

none at all

it's water

all the way down.

 

Thursday, December 3, 2020

120320e

 

we jump at each shelly clang
clammy wind

120320d

 

We love this dragon

this knobby jeweled beast

breathing slow wisps

under the flat rock

too small to devour a whole cow

and we’ve never seen it fly

but that’s a wing peeping out

I’m almost sure of it

 

120320c

 

we must have been blind


the slow creep of years

as the dolmen moved closer


lost in troubled sleep

that morning brought

thunder to the door

 

120320b

 

we use scales and all
it’s not like they have
a real language

120320

 

permafrost 

farts the big one

the Yukon simmers

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

120220b

 

EMP

augmented folk back on Earth

with the rest of us

120220

 

Meanwhile, in other news, 3 more senators succumbed to the brain-eating fungus that has littered the roof of the Capitol with headless corpses this year.

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

120120d

The real "Footprints in Stone" (300+ million years old, in this denialist state, available from indie bookstores:

https://bookshop.org/books/footprints-in-stone-fossil-traces-of-coal-age-tetrapods/9780817358440 

120120c

My latest speculative-poetry collection from indie booksellers


 

https://bookshop.org/books/the-ambassador-takes-one-for-the-team/9781936021635 

120120b

 


I have belatedly realized that there is a portal for indie bookstores. This book of fantasy/horror flash fiction can be purchased that way:

https://bookshop.org/books/gods-and-monsters-9781519729446/9781519729446  



120120

 

weeds grew all winter
in the lush new tropics
crocus peeps out